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girl. film&lit grad. I live by pop culture, absurdity and terrible ideas. a blog exclusively about nothing.
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We went out to dinner last night at a fancy Italian place and they had a giant tv on the wall showing a video of a crackling fire, but then that vid ended and it loaded the next thing in the Netflix queue and it was a documentary about the making of Everybody Loves Raymond
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@Horse_ebook’s most retweeted tweets (in order)
- Worms – oh my god WORMS
- “This is not acceptable!” I screamed as Kathy drowned
- Is the dance floor calling? No
- Ask your dumbass friends if they know of a reputable artist.
- You re About To Discover A Career Opportunity Where You Will NEVER Be Laid
- NO-ONE should have to go through what I did just to build a simple koi pond
- Want to unlock the hidden doors of your inner being? Abraham Lincoln has the key.
- I don t know about you, but I sure as heck don t want to look like a strange dude
- If you suffer from bad credit, you have 3 options: do nothing
- DO RE MI FA FA FA FA FA MI MI MI MI RE RE MI RE SOL MI MI MI MI MI MI MI SOL DO RE MI FA FA FA FA FA MI MI MI SOL SOL FA RE DO GO TELL
- Who Else Wants To Drive around using WATER as FUEL and LAUGH
- Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps,
- It s a FACT - Most Doctors, Nutrition Experts , Celebrity Chefs and Best Selling Authors are DEAD
- it was absolutely useless. Thanks
- That s a parent s worst nightmare: A child
- Maybe you often get angry and say words
- I noticed that my hair grew faster from spending time in my pyramid.
- I have been in the deepest, darkest valleys of bodybuilding hell, and on the brightest mountain peaks of glorious bodybuilding success. I
- LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSELFFFF
- I Will Make Certain You Never Buy Knives Again
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"Well, you know, to say that he couldn’t harm somebody with what he did—he could, absolutely, he could. But to cast him out, to make him invalid in society simply because he has scissors for hands—I mean, that’s strange. People didn’t get scared until he started sculpting shrubs into dinosaur shapes and whatnot."
CNN booked Twitter comedian Jon Hendren (@fart) instead of Al Jazeera reporter John Hendren for an interview about Edward Snowden, and he answered all questions as if they were about Edward Scissorhands.
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i love a good blog whine but the real question is: why doesn’t it bother me MORE that i make suffering such a huge part of my identity
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every day getting so good at my professional skill which is wondering whether all the food i eat is terrible or if my anxiety is just so beautiful n powerful in leaving me every lunch time feeling anxious, sweaty, stressed, nauseous & stomach-crampy. someth abt lunchtime leaves me unsettled
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u kno that sound of relief ppl make when they take their bra off after a long day of work (if they do make that sound) well thats the sound i make when i tear off my socks after a long day because letmetellyou i have the HOTTEST feet on the planet
KNOWN TO MAN these things could heat up steak!!!
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me (watching youtube video): wow it’s so fucking hack to cry in your own vlog while you’re making your point like it’s gona get more viewers and manipulate my view
me: (wipes away tears)
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"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 3. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 4. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything. 5. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice. 6. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small. 7. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full. 8. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle. 9. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck. 10. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog. 11. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through. 13. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 14. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends. 15. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you."
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A self care list. I’ve been working on this. I promise it’s worth it.
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stick your tongue out at people with nice clothes. compliment babies. challenge yourself to ridicule your straight posture
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weekends are so intense its like
iM REALLY ALIVE NOW I DO ALL MY LAUNDRY AND RUN MY ERRANDS!!!!!!!!DO I HAVE ANY COUPONS OR CHECKS TO CASH LETS GET THIS DEALT WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i honestly don’t ever need stimulants i swear
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Sunlight through a tree during an eclipse
“Solar images formed by pinholes, crossed fingers, patches between leaves, all occur because of diffraction–a wave property of light. In the case of a pinhole, the light rays do not shoot straight by the rim of the hole, but bend around the edge. This wave effect creates a diffraction pattern of rings on the screen which resembles a bull’s eye. That’s for a flat wave single light source. If the aperture is illuminated by a scene, it acts as a lens to image the scene on a screen. With the right size hole relative to the right distance to a screen, a clear image is formed. That’s the general principle of a pinhole camera.”
“Applying this to an eclipse observation, the sun becomes the object to view. Point the pinhole camera at the sun and you see a solar image (projected on a screen) dim enough your eyes can enjoy.”
“But the pinhole effect doesn’t need a designed aperture. The solar image can be formed by any aperture if the shadow is the right distance away. The sunrays though tree leaves work to make a solar image on the ground below. Blinds on the window will covert a square opening into a round sun on the wall.”
“The marvel is that diffraction doesn’t need a round hole to form an image. A square pinhole will also work if its area is the same. Even for a random edged shape, the wave bending will average out to form an image of the scene contained in the incident light. That’s why the spots of light through the trees are round; the gaps in the foliage are imaging the sun. ” NASA on solar eclipse shadows(via pizzzatime)
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